Let’s talk about sex (toys), baby. Need a urm, helping hand? Here’s where to shop your bedroom necessities – discreetly, of course!
Looking for something more than a box of chocolates or a bouquet of flowers but unsure where to begin? Shopping for kinky accessories that will rock your socks off – or your partner’s – doesn’t have to be an awkward affair. In fact, you can even order your adult toys with your groceries nowadays. Seriously. We did some digging and put together this little black book of legit (read: non-dodgy) physical and online stores that make shopping for naughty things fun discreet. Brace yourselves for an exciting date night and get that dose of oxytocin.
Tacky, tasteless and low-key offensive adult toys are a thing of the past thanks to Smile Makers. First of all, those chic, pastel colours. Who knew a vibrator could look this cute? They almost look like a beauty gadget – which is great if you want to be discreet. These vibrators are made of ultra-smooth cryogenically polished silicone and is 100% phtalate free and waterproof so it’s super safe and very easy to clean. Plus, they’re cheekily named after fantasies like The Fireman, The Millionaire, The Tennis Coach and The French Man. Major love! There’s plenty of info for first-timers and a guide to choosing your preferred vibrator. One thing’s for sure, these babies will put a smile on your face. *wink*
Smile Makers, shop online and at Watsons, Guardian and Redmart
If you a beginner looking for some action or just want to take things to the next level, Cherry Affairs has plenty of categories to choose from. Well, it’s no surprise, coming from a retailer that carries over 25 brands. From vibrators to massagers, lube to even sex toy storage, you’re bound to find something here. Tap on the promotion tab for some cool offers.
Cherry Affairs, self-collection at Ubi Techpark, 10 Ubi Crescent, #06-13, Singapore 408564 or shop online
Luxury sex toys – that’s what Maison Mika’s all about. Forget the tacky bright decor, dim lighting and plasticky roleplay costumes you’ve long come to associate with sex shops. Maison Mika raises the bar with its clean aesthetics and beautifully shot photographs. Vibrators are totally tasteful here – just look at this palm-sized device, and this powerful Fifty Shades of Grey-themed bullet.
Maison Mika, shop online.
Love is Love
These guys do have a couple of outlets in the city, but their Midpoint Orchard store is great because it’s in such a quiet location – works out well for those of you who are a little shy. There are over 9,000 fun items to choose from (that’s a lot of bedroom equipment), and it certainly helps that the staff are really friendly and knowledgeable. Prefer shopping discreetly? The online store is much like a hypermart, with an equally huge variety of items to pick from, with discreet packaging.
Love is Love, multiple locations including Midpoint Orchard and Peninsula Plaza.
We can’t quite take the name seriously, but rest assured that Horny.sg has all the reputable naughty stuff you need ( products are all imported directly from Europe, Germany, Japan or USA manufacturers – no dodgy business). Got a question? There’s a live chat option available and if you leave them a message, they’ll usually get back to you pretty promptly. If you’re game enough but still want to view the toys on the down low, request for a private viewing at a non-peak period at its store in Upper Serangoon Shopping Centre.
Horny.sg, Upper Serangoon Shopping Centre, #01-21, 756 Upper Serangoon Road, Singapore 534626
Online retailer Lily Hush carries an impressive amount of over 40 brands, from California Exotic Novelties to Durex and Doc Johnson – you’ll find them all here. For the ladies, you’ll find a huge variety, ranging from vibrating wands and panties to nipple clamps and glass dildos (yes you read that right). Don’t want parcels reaching your doorstep or office? Head to a POPstation to collect your package. Everything’s kept on the low so no one will know.
Lily Hush, shop online.
From the essentials to over-the-top, risqué products, OneDesire.sg is one of the more recognised online shop in Singapore that can spice up your sexy bedroom fun time. What caught our attention is definitely the Love Toy Bondage Kit for couples, perfect for those who like it a little rough.
OneDesire, shop online.
Regular lube isn’t the healthiest thing to apply on your nether regions, as it may contain harsh chemicals that can cause damage to vaginal tissues and inflammation. So we appreciate that Alice Maple stocks glycerin and paraben free water-based organic versions by Sliquid Organics and Intimate Earth – these contain botanical extracts, and food grade menthol to warm pleasurably with friction. These aside, the store is home to handmade, realistic-looking dildos and a whopping variety of toys.
Alice Maple, 304 Orchard Road #01-101, Lucky Plaza, Singapore 238863