Fanny packs, transparent heels, tiny sunglasses and… latex? Here are the trends we’re skeptical about...
From the down right outrageous to impractical pieces that you’ll never don for Singapore’s sunny climate, don’t bother about these fashion “trends”, unless you don’t mind bringing them to a flea market after your first wear. Here are trends that are raising an eyebrow around here…
Tiny sunglasses
Leave the tiny shades to the kids, this 90s comeback is not working for us. Millennial models might rock these microshades, but we can’t risk that UV protection. We’ll sit in a corner with our normal size shades and wait for this resurgence to die down. Join us?
Instead: Opt for a pair of shades with regular dimensions
Latex
This trend may be rampant on runways and celebrities (the Kardashian-Jenner clan have all done it, and that could be the first red flag), but with an unforgiving climate and humidity levels riding high, we say you skip this unless you want to be a hot, rubbery mess. Forget the cringeworthy sounds it’ll make, we can’t imagine the possibility of walking up a flight of stairs or worst – chafing.
Instead: Anything climate-friendly. Probably a hot weather fabric like linen for starters.
Transparent and plastic-y bags, raincoats, heels – basically anything plastic
Joining the plastics could be fun but this is one rule even Regina George would forbid. Firstly, the production of PVC invites hazardous waste and toxic chemicals. Second, we’d rather not see what’s inside your bag or squished toes (barf). In this case, life in plastic is not fantastic.
Instead: Honestly, anything that doesn’t show the contents of your bag, body, etc. Let’s keep it plastic-free.
Fanny Packs
Fanny Packs, we need to talk. You emerged from the shadows of the 90s, extended your stay with the belt bag and hip pack but it’s time to leave. Yes, fanny packs are handsfree and can be styled in various ways but mention fanny pack and all we can picture is the drinks stall uncle at the hawker centre.
Instead: Accompany your outfit with a minimalist, label-free bag.
The bonus “trends” for entertainment purposes only – cos’ we have faith in your fashion sense
Ripped jeans that have gone too far
Our condolences to the evolution of denim. Japanese designer, Thibaut was probably trolling us when she created the infamous thong jeans. Believe it or not, there’s even a waitlist for these barely-there number. The founder of Levi’s is probably crying in his grave right now.
One Word. Balenciaga
Probably the mother of ridiculous fashion trends, this luxury powerhouse stirred up a style controversy when it released the car mat skirt, the Ikea bag knock-off and (our personal favourite) the T-shirt shirt.
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